5 things that reveal you are a new parent!

Life with Henry is somehow becoming “normal.” Everyone always says that once the baby arrives, it feels as though they have always been a part of your life. Yes, in the midst of a frantic cry-fest, I can vividly remember my life as a DINK (double income no kids). Yet, at the same time, while there is some razbliuto for our former existence, I do truly love our new little family member who is all things sweet, warm, and cuddly. To say it is all easy and moving along smoothly would be inaccurate but we definitely have a “schedule” forming which helps us better comfort, respond to, and understand our little man. Each day feels better than the previous even if it is a miniscule difference. Nevertheless, David and I are clearly new to parenting and some of the tell-tale signs of our newness have left us doubled over laughing.

1. When food shopping with Henry, David forgets that he is pushing the stroller and not the grocery cart. Henry therefore can be found with random food items tucked alongside him while David says, “Oh oops that’s right he is not the cart!”

2. When changing Henry we have a 50/50 chance of having him pee all over himself. No matter how fast we aim to change him and how prepared we are to face the diaper change it inevitably ends with a costume change for the little guy.

3. When taking Henry’s car seat out of the car, I am never quite sure how to raise the handle and have knocked myself in the face and chin. So when you see my bruised face know it is a parenting battle scar.

4. When we successfully head out of the house for an errand and time it just right to coincide with his nap, we feel like we have accomplished mission impossible upon our return and can’t help but high five, chest bump, and do a victory dance.

5. When Henry fusses, we sing the craziest songs. Songs we make up and songs from deep deep into our childhood emerge and freak us out. Like, who remembers the lyrics from Sleeping Beauty? Apparently I do!

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